Strawberry blonde

Sophomore. Kamehameha schools. Hawaiʻi.

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Here, have some kittens...
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Delicious food? There.
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I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate:
*walks into the room*
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PORN?
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YOU SAID PORN?
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DID I HEAR DICKS?
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WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer:
HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer:
NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

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Thing's you'll never hear the Avengers say

Thor:
Sorry, I'm on a diet.
Hulk:
Everything is under control.
Iron Man/Tony Stark:
(when offered drink) Oh, no thanks, I've had enough.
Captain America:
I'm better off without the shield.
Black Widow:
I'd rather not beat all these guys up.....
Hawkeye:
Damn, missed!
Nick Fury:
I got my EYES on you!